It started as boredom relief. A place to dump the contents of my brain when I had nothing better to do. But with one simple look at male/female friendships it turned into so much more. One faithful reader in Atlanta, GA grew to 65 fans all over the world. And now 10 months, 2 weeks, and 2 days later, it has finally arrived, the 100th post to The Brain Dump.
In honor of this momentous occassion I could trace the progression of this blog from Random Thoughts up to now. Maybe examine how the writing has changed, how life has unfolded, and other shit like that. But I don't feel like it. Or, I could take this opportunity to thank everyone for reading, commenting, lurking, stumbling here on a google search for "pussy rope," and what not, but I already did that, and I don't like to repeat myself.
Then it hit me, how about a 100 Things About Me post. But then I tried to think of 100 Things and came up with two. So then I thought, how about a little Q&A. Readers question, I answer. But then several readers (i.e. Cece and Jailbait) came to mind and I realized that might not be the smartest move. Some people don't know how to question responsibly. Then I mulled it over some more and realized a Q&A would absolve me of thinking of a topic. Besides, how much harm could really come from a bit of reader participation? We shall soon find out.
It's your turn. Ready, aim, fire away....
Lord help me!
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
ReplyDeleteHow do you know how many readers you have?
ReplyDeleteif you could have a dinner party and invite 5 people dead or alive who would it be
ReplyDeleteHey honey. So sorry to have fallen off your radar as of late. Work sucks. Why can't we just spend all day writing and have a big fat paycheck waiting for us when we emerge from our laptop cavern?
ReplyDeleteMy questions for you are many... but I'm mostly intrigued by your writing roots. While I read your post a while back about writing a book, I wonder about how you sustain yourself in the meanwhile. Did you study writing? What are your inspirations? When do you write? And what kind of writing do you most enjoy?
I know. Boring. But I really want to know.
"But then several readers (i.e. Cece and Jailbait) came to mind and I realized that might not be the smartest move. Some people don't know how to question responsibly." So, what exactly are you trying to say? I take offense to that little hit at Cece and I!! I know Rebelioness and FLS probably feel me too!
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Shorty, how'd you get so fly? :o)
Seriously, I love you and your blog. I miss you and can't wait to see you!
Yeah, Jailbait...I'm offended I was NOT included in that line-up! Are you not just as deathly afraid of MY questions!?!?!
ReplyDeleteMy question to you then is:
Why do you still sleep with a nasty, matted, dirty, lint-bally, musty, grungy, grimey, filthy, fucked-up ass bear at the age of 25 going on 26? Have you no shame!!!? (that last question was rhetorical b/c I already know you are shameless).
My second question is:
Why Chesty Larue? Why not Busty Lebouffe or Betty Boobies...or just my Dominican Diva from the Bronx!? Why even reference my mammary glands? As if they don't get enough abuse from perverted men, jealous flat-chested females and random passers-by? But you??? You have scarred me deeply!
Yesterday I was hurt that she threw that my way.. and we talked.. then I realized she was right ;-) Here are my questions (and I want answers to all of them!)
ReplyDeleteWhat song best represents your life? (Your theme song or songs) Best memory
what do you hate / love in others?
Whats your worst sex moment ever?
What do you think would surprise people most about you
and
have you ever slobbed a stinky nob?? just kidding unless you want to answer then...
In case anyone hasn't taken note yet I'm the dirty whorish friend
I want to hear your craziest sex stories. Haha. :)
ReplyDeleteHow did you get 65 readers??? will you tell me your secret?
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your 100th post!
ReplyDeleteMy question for you: Is string theory the ultimate theory of everything?
since you are expecting a crazy question, this is a crazy one.
ReplyDeleteWhat famous person (living or not) would you let smack you in the face and you woldn't be mad?
You know I gotta ask this...
ReplyDeleteWho's your favorite Piston and why?
what would you get printed on 'the ultimate' tshirt?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your milestone.
ReplyDeleteCONGRATULATIONS!!!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite question on this list: Who is your favorite Piston and why? (I don't even know christina, but I like her already!)
My own question: If you could have any job in the world, any job at all, what would it be and why?
If you were a heffa (as in female cow) would you be better equipped to tolerate bullshit???
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Sorry...I was dealing with cows all day yesterday and that thought came to mind. Bulls kept shitting in front of heffas and I was like "these heffas are pretty good at tolerating bull shit"...the things you can learn from animals.
I think I have most of my answers..the others will come in time.
Here's my question, Liz. When you sell your first essay, what are you going to spend the money on?
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDeleteWhat would you consider your most embarrasing moment (that you're willing to share)?
I know you like Jane Austen, but who are your favorite authors? What are you reading right now? And what are you willing to recommend?
ReplyDelete22 Comments and NO answers. Good job Liz, you LOVE your readers huh?
ReplyDeleteI love that picture of you with the fro. So so FLY!
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