The Brain Dump

The days are shorter, the evenings are getting chilly, and the leaves are beginning to turn. It's that time of year again. Summer is bas...

Whoever said that it's possible to be friends with an ex obviously never tried being friends with an idiot who made them cry. I wouldn...

Ambition sucks. Ambition is highly overrated. Whoever said ambition is noble or some other crap like that needs to be shot. Ambition is the ...

I am currently walking around looking like I had an encounter with an erratic vibrator. But don't worry, I haven't seen any action f...

The male species seems to have a bone to pick with women. Lately it seems I can't go anywhere without some guy saying, "Yo, why do ...

Dear Star, I think there is something you should know. I don't quite know how to tell you this. Alright, I'm gonna let you in a litt...

I'm listening to the Emancipation of Mimi ad nauseam. It has suddenly dawned on me that Mariah Carey has issues. Really deep seeded, per...

Beeeeeeeeeeeeep Beeeeeeeep Beeeeeeep This is a test of the Recently Updated Blog System. If this were a real update to my blog my pithy rant...

Don't judge me. I want to be a video girl. Yep, that's right, I want to be one of those chicks that everyone sees on BET shaking the...

I've been dating the same man since I was 18 years old. Sure, over the years he's had different names, but still in all, it's th...

I think I now know how a crackhead feels. You don't want to get high, but like Pookie said, "That shit just be callin, man." W...

Thank God for unlimited text messages. I text messaged damn near everyone in my phone book with the good news. I finally did it!! I was fina...

The U.S. has been fighting this war in Iraq for about 2 years now give or take a year or 2. Our ever effective leader, G-dub, was on the hun...

Spoiled, rich bottle blondes who all look alike, with a combined IQ of about 12, saying like at least eleventy times in the same sentence, f...

I'm a waste. A complete and total useless waste and there's really nothing I can do about it. You see, I'm 5'11". That...

About a year ago I decided that I was no longer going to chemically relax my hair. I missed my fro and wanted it back. So I grew my hair out...

Let me start by saying that this post is in no way shape or form about being engaged to be married. I am not engaged, have never been engage...

We've all done it. It's just a part of life. Each and everyone of us has looked at a friend whose life is a veritable train wreck an...

Ever noticed how some topics of conversation seem to come up no matter where you are or what you're doing? Lately for me, that topic has...

I went to the movies last night. Originally I wanted to see The Wedding Crashers, since it had just come out this weekend, but changed my mi...