tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post114989063949619383..comments2023-08-27T02:38:12.542-05:00Comments on The Brain Dump: Job OpeningCheetarah1980http://www.blogger.com/profile/07030323484936160187noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1153840649516494532006-07-25T10:17:00.000-05:002006-07-25T10:17:00.000-05:00I've been in another world and haven't had time to...I've been in another world and haven't had time to read or comment on blogs. So I was so happy when I opened you up and rea this clever essay. Very creative. As usual!Pop Culture Casualtyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416606535338340018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152848968576665382006-07-13T22:49:00.000-05:002006-07-13T22:49:00.000-05:00OMG, shoe size!! (I had to cross my legs when I re...OMG, shoe size!! (I had to cross my legs when I read that line!)Elizabeth Kreckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122785972211597168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152825851737263572006-07-13T16:24:00.000-05:002006-07-13T16:24:00.000-05:00OMG girl! Where are you going to find a straight m...OMG girl! Where are you going to find a straight man that can decode "I'm fine" AND watch the soaps with you. <BR/><BR/>I think you may have to engineer him yourself!Citygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06018714069821356955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152818871644615962006-07-13T14:27:00.000-05:002006-07-13T14:27:00.000-05:001. You said nothing about you being the only perso...1. You said nothing about you being the only person an applicant can be applying to. Thanks.<BR/><BR/>2. I don’t see any benefits for the winning *scratch that*, accepted candidate.<BR/><BR/>3. Can I submit the resumes of my friends and get some kind of finders fee?<BR/><BR/>4. Please see #2.<BR/><BR/>You know, I had something similar. But I just kept setting up interview after interview. Round after round. Now that I think about it, I really didn’t wanna fill that position. <BR/><BR/>*picks up new stack of applicants and smiles*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152814715680283262006-07-13T13:18:00.000-05:002006-07-13T13:18:00.000-05:00U and CHarles........man yall kiling me with these...U and CHarles........man yall kiling me with these applications...resumes....but I loves it......<BR/><BR/>SO he can't be ordinary NEGRO..he gotta be clocking major figures hmmmmm........<BR/><BR/>and the shoe size isn't a DEFinite all the time...<BR/><BR/>DOes he hafta know how to work the middel too?NegroPino™https://www.blogger.com/profile/14153953349826872106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152813327685306912006-07-13T12:55:00.000-05:002006-07-13T12:55:00.000-05:00I can dig this post. Whats up with the benefits th...I can dig this post. Whats up with the benefits though? A brotha would work hard for some benefits. A hot meal or something.Rebel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/17905488804206757392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152810080887995052006-07-13T12:01:00.000-05:002006-07-13T12:01:00.000-05:00Add No Yankee fans..and this could be dangerously ...Add No Yankee fans..and this could be dangerously close to being a carbon copy of my "resume."<BR/><BR/>Love it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152807971649273412006-07-13T11:26:00.000-05:002006-07-13T11:26:00.000-05:00i aint sayin u a gold digger...but...anyway, i'm s...i aint sayin u a gold digger...but...anyway, i'm shocked u didnt say anything about a free meal somewhere in there...lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152807271161907102006-07-13T11:14:00.000-05:002006-07-13T11:14:00.000-05:00Hahahahahaha...what's funny, is that I just did a ...Hahahahahaha...what's funny, is that I just did a post on this today...well...kinda similar. Anyways...good luck on the search!!Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17909819273599294075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152805503053661062006-07-13T10:45:00.000-05:002006-07-13T10:45:00.000-05:00The Knicks remark was a low blow. Really low.Besid...The Knicks remark was a low blow. Really low.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Besides that: Brilliant!jalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06490498524551760791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152802165471469142006-07-13T09:49:00.000-05:002006-07-13T09:49:00.000-05:00Other than the height and shoe size thing I meet a...Other than the height and shoe size thing I meet all your requirements. When's the interview?The Stiltwalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16737316171036953061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152801776569735322006-07-13T09:42:00.000-05:002006-07-13T09:42:00.000-05:00Salary: It's gonna cost yaYou made me *snort* at w...<I>Salary: It's gonna cost ya</I><BR/><BR/>You made me *snort* at work. Most uncool, chick. <BR/><BR/>Ha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152800838059819122006-07-13T09:27:00.000-05:002006-07-13T09:27:00.000-05:00This is HILARIOUS. Maybe I should've used this wh...This is HILARIOUS. Maybe I should've used this when I was seeking a candidate.<BR/><BR/>I'm so glad you stressed the pending kids thing b/c guys will conveniently leave that out only to say, "well I didn't have any at the time" once the child is born!<BR/><BR/>Definitely has a tinge of gold-diggerishness to it, but I've always known you to be a shallow, self-absorbed, high-maintenance (kinda) and opportunistic shop-a-holic so at least you're keeping it real!<BR/><BR/>This was a nice, light post. A good transition from your last heavy-handed dose of ideas!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152797703727725232006-07-13T08:35:00.000-05:002006-07-13T08:35:00.000-05:00No pending kids is my absolute fav!! Too bad Britn...No pending kids is my absolute fav!! Too bad Britney didn't include that one.Cecehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07579296552624062382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152796843279749942006-07-13T08:20:00.000-05:002006-07-13T08:20:00.000-05:00Shoes size? You are T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E.! Too funny!...Shoes size? You are T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E.! Too funny!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18875045.post-1152775788817024212006-07-13T02:29:00.000-05:002006-07-13T02:29:00.000-05:00I'm going to print this and hand it out on the str...I'm going to print this and hand it out on the street.<BR/><BR/>Thanks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com